Bad Shirts I Saw on my Vacation

I think I need to start taking photos of bad shirts. Not unattractive shirts, but shirts that have odd (in the case of the gentleman below) or funny sayings on them. I caught these gems on the way to Europe.

You can't see the "G' hidden by his shoulder strap. This shirt has "The Last Gentle Man" embroidered on the back. So I googled this and it is some kind of brand, possibly trendy in the UK? I don' t get it. I just don't get it.

Classic. I was headed to Germany so this shirt made sense...